Lyrics

When it's teatime in Texas, all the horses cows and mules
Will be eating hay and oat flakes and hanging out by pools
All the cowboys will drink coffee ‘cause they don't follow rules
When it's teatime, teatime in Texas

When it's teatime in Texas, all the horses cows and mules
Will be eating hay and oat flakes and hanging out by pools
All the cowboys will drink coffee ‘cause they don't follow rules
When it's teatime, teatime in Texas

When it's teatime in Texas
When it's teatime in Texas
When it's teatime in Texas, no one follows rules

When it's teatime in Texas, every prairie dog and skunk
Will be given fresh biscotti and other stuff to dunk
All the oilmen will drink whiskey; all the oilman will be drunk
When it's teatime, teatime in Texas

When it's teatime in Texas
When it's teatime in Texas
When is teatime in Texas, all the oilmen will be drunk

When it's teatime in Texas sometimes things get out of hand
Armadillos kissing possums; drummers leading bands
When it's tea time in Texas, you can swim the Rio Grande
When it’s teatime, teatime in Texas

When it's teatime in Texas
When it's teatime in Texas
When it's tea time in Texas, you can swim the Rio Grande

When it's teatime in Texas
When it's teatime in Texas